"I Don't Like Morning People... or Mornings... or People" T-Shirt – A Mood in Every Way

Too early. Too peoply. Too real. Let your shirt do the talking with this relatable and unapologetically grumpy tee. Printed on a soft, flattering Bella+Canvas V-neck, it’s perfect for introverts, caffeine addicts, and anyone whose mood improves after noon (maybe).

• Fit: Feminine V-neck cut with a relaxed, stylish silhouette

• Fabric: Soft, breathable Bella+Canvas blend — ethically made and made for comfort

• Design: Bold, sarcastic text that gets right to the point

• Perfect For: Early meetings you didn’t agree to, coffee runs, or just existing before 10 a.m.

Why You’ll Love It:
✓ Comfortably expresses your entire personality before caffeine
✓ Funny and relatable — guaranteed to get knowing nods (from a distance)
✓ Great gift for coworkers, night owls, or your beautifully antisocial self
✓ Soft enough to nap in, sassy enough to wear out

Because mornings are optional. And so is small talk.